It's Not Fun . . .

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                             . . .  Anymore.



Something is wrong. Drastically wrong.


The sun is shining; a few clouds gently floating overhead. The temperature warm after a seemingly never-ending winter.

The top on the Z is folded neatly in the rear; she's purring like a kitten after a bottle of warm milk.

A quick scan of the gauges tells me every is as it should be... oil pressure fine... battery fine... engine temp fine... gasoline -- full.

Still - something is wrong.

I'm not having fun. 

The warmth of the sun on my face is terrific. The wind through my hair is... is... missing!

I steal a glance at those clouds and then another quick scan of the gauges. I see the problem now.

I place my hand on the gear shift - more to verify what I already know than to shift.

The problem is ... the problem . . . is . . .  that I'm only doing thirty miles per hour and am only in second gear.

The problem . . . is the slow van in front of me.

The problem . . . is the traffic. Traffic. TRAFFIC!

Everywhere there is traffic. Rush hour here in Maryland stars around 3 p.m., lasts until about 7 p.m., and it continues to get worse every day.

Congestion is fast becoming a real downer. 


The shear volume of cars on the roads is choking the highways and byways where we used to drive for miles and only see a few cars. 

I glance to my right - an SUV is seemingly parked there. I look left and see nothing. I make my move, pushing the little BMW through fourth gear as I come around the van - only to discover that the driver of the van must have a deep-rooted aversion of following too closely to traffic ahead of him... the nearest car is a half-mile away. 

The Z quickly gains speed as I hit fifth gear. Popping around those slow cars reminds me of how much I enjoyed that little '55 BelAir. I sure miss that old girl.

I can feel the wind in my hair. The van is receding into the rear view mirror. 

I smile.

This is fun.

Life is good.